- Sherlockian: Oh my godtiss! THIS GIVES ME REICHENBACH FEELS.
- Standard English: I find this very upsetting yet deeply moving.
- Sherlockian: Not my Division.
- Standard English: I am not responsible for that/I don't want to do that.
- Sherlockian: I would have you on this table until you begged for mercy twice.
- Standard English: I find you sexually attractive.
- Sherlockian: I NEED WHOLOCK NOW.
- Standard English: I think it would be great if there was a crossover between Doctor Who and Sherlock.
- Sherlockian: *crying* All praise the Cumberlord!
- Standard English: I find Benedict Cumberbatch to be a unique, attractive, and talented individual.
- Sherlockian: Aww look, Martin Freeman!
- Standard English: What an adorable hedgehog!
How To Build Your Own Mind Palace
I’ve been using a mind palace since my teens and never thought it odd until I saw tumblr’s reaction to Sherlock’s use of the technique. A couple days ago I found myself building an extension in order to cram for my philosophy exam the following day and I figured I’d use this as an example and get you all exploiting the genius of this method.
Because, frankly, that one on wikihow that’s been going around is a headache, and mine has bad jokes and Sherlock examples.
If anyone’s any further questions just hit up my ask and we’ll talk.
If we’re friends, you should tell me where you store my ridiculous quotes in your “mind-palace.” I’m kidding. This is legitimately very helpful.
I don’t have a mind-palace. I have filing cabinets. My brain takes snapshots of things I’ve read and I pull them out when I panic. But maybe I should get a little more ambitious and try to control this weird ability my mind has so that I can sleep instead of reading books in my dreams.
I’m sure some of you have seen this, but I wanted to share it with those who haven’t.
This is what happens when you have more than one Sherlock Holmes in a room.
Just watch it. Everyone should just watch it. I don’t care if you’ve seen it before. Just watch it again.
When I’ve eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how mad it might seem, must be the truth. (x)
D’aww John! That last one. His face. He looks so heartbroken. Sherlock, you bastard! >.>
Ignore me. I’m having feels.
and he did
Process of reblogging: 1) Go to Yo Sushi! 2) Eat sushi and stare at their advertisement which has a cat that looks very much like this one only fatter 3) find tumblr post 4) reblog ALL the Sherlock!
Understanding your Sherlockian, a Brief guide:
FML. I’m not supposed to be having FEELS right now. I’m supposed to be writing about questions of knowledge, social justice and equity in spaces of consumption. Just FML. OTL
[ Best friend: Lestrade
Crush on you: Moriarty
First Kiss: Moriarty
Lover: Sherlock
Dislikes you: Irene
Cockblocked by: Sherlock….. oh okay. ]
(Bestfriend: Sherlock
Crush on you: Watson
First Kiss: Moriarty
Lover: Moriarty
Disliked by Lestrade
Cockblocked by: WatsonThat is amazing! First Kiss and Lover same. Crush and cockblocker same.
Bestfriend: Molly
Crush on you: John
First Kiss: Irene
Lover: John
Disliked by Molly
Cockblocked by: Johnhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Bestfriend: Moriarty (legit)
Crush on You: Irene
First Kiss: Lestrade
Lover: Molly
Dislikes you: John (DD:)
Cockblocked by: Mycroft (GDI)Never mind, just tried it in Firefox.
Best friend: Irene
Crush on you: Irene (oh, so it’s going to be one of those awkward girl-next-door thingies)
First kiss: Sherlock (I AM TOTALLY OKAY WITH THIS)
Lover: Sherlock (see above)
Dislikes you: Mrs. Hudson (SAD DAY)
Cockblocked by: Moriarty (how appropriate)
I got…
Best friend: Moriarty
Crush on you: Mycroft
First kiss: Moriarty
Lover: Moriarty
Dislikes you: Moriarty
Cockblocked by: Molly
…I must be Moran. Guys I know who Moran is. I’m Moran. Look at that what else could this result mean
Best friend: Molly (OUO YES! This is so perfect. I love Molly.)
Crush on you: Sherlock (I think I see a free brain in my future. ❤ Yay brains!)
First kiss: Irene (Alrighty then. ^^)
Lover: Moriarty (…. oh, alright. I do have a thing for suits.)
Dislikes you: John (D8)
Cock-blocked by: Sherlock (Fucked. My love life is fucked.)
;A; Jawn, why you dislike me? I love hedgies!
